Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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