Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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