im about as happy as oj after his trial
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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