after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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