i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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