If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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