yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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