listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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