NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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