awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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