you mean i was at the winter classic?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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