Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
