Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
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So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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