We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
