Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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