Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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