he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
its not stalking. its research.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Your penis caused this!
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