the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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