Porn is love you can see.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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