she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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