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Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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