So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER