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u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
false alarm. still invincible.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
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