can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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