I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.