Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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