Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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