Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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