"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
