I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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