don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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