i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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