I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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