Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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