Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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