We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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