if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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