Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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