dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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