you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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