After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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