Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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