Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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