yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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