Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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