hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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