Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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