I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
