On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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