It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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