belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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