I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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