Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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