He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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