The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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