we have pet lesbian snakes
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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