I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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