hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus