You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?